ChinchillaPrincess

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years". "I remember that too", she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"

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Current Residence: Mars
deviantWEAR sizing preference: medium
Print preference: small
Favourite genre of music: J-Pop
Favourite photographer: Dirk Fletcher
Favourite style of art: Big Eyes, Koge Donbo's, or Arina Tanemura's
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Shell of choice: Sitting-Miku
Wallpaper of choice: I don't even know what they are...
Skin of choice: Totoro
Favourite cartoon character: Shizuo Heiwajima
Personal Quote: Homosexuality is Mother Nature's solution to over-population.